AUDITIONS are Closed

Thank you to all who auditioned.
Cast announcement coming soon!


A sunny room on an upper floor is prime real estate in the Bristol Place Senior Living Facility so when the cantankerous Abby is forced to share her quarters with new arrival Marilyn, she has no choice but to get rid of the infuriatingly chipper woman by any means necessary. A seemingly harmless bet between the old women quickly escalates into a dangerous game of one-upmanship that reveals not just the tenacity of these worthy opponents, but also deeper truths that each would rather remain hidden.


Character Descriptions

Abby Binder, a resident, 70s-80s 

Marilyn Dunne, a resident, 70s-80s 

Scotty, a resident aide, 20s-30s

Benjamin, Lewis and Clown, played by the same actor, 40s

Colleen and Woman in White, played by the same actor, 30s-40s

Derek, Zombie Butler and Masked Man, played by the same actor, 30s-40s

Directed by Richard Dominick


Non-equity. There is no participation fee. There is no pay/stipend.


Key Dates:


  • Auditions: Monday 8/15 6:00 pm – 7:30 pm and Tuesday 8/16 6:00 pm – 7:30 pm

  • Audition Location: St. Michaels Church 647 Dundee Avenue Barrington, IL 60010. Auditions held in 'Sturtz House' (245 Sturtz Street Barrington, IL 60010) next to St. Michaels Church. Please park in church parking lot accessed off of Dundee Avenue.

  • Call-Backs: TBD by the director after auditions are concluded.

  • Rehearsals: Begin Monday, September 12th.

  • Rehearsals: Monday-Thursday 6:30pm – 9:00pm. One weekend morning/afternoon per week. Schedule confirmed based on actors’ conflicts.

  • Tech Week: November 6th – November 10th

  • Performances: Friday November 11th 7:30pm, Saturday November 12th 7:30pm, Sunday November 13th 2:30pm

  • Performance Location: The Garlands Center for the Performing Arts (1000 Garlands Lane Barrington, IL 60010)


What to Prepare for Auditions:

  • Nothing. Just be yourself and show up.

  • Actors may be asked to read from the script. Sides will be provided.

  • Please bring headshot and resume IF you have them.

  • Bring your calendar to list conflicts.